Possibly Australia. We can't have ALL the wankers (c'mon - we've already got Gove).

It's more like the old "dog ate my homework". Sure - there's a chance that might of happened but we all know that it didn't....

Except now it's Dallas and I am officially gobsmacked.

Well hell, it's Austin baby. I'm surprised there weren't more of them.

One notable song/band in 48 years isn't a fabulous track record for showcasing talent.

Eurovision isn't the best platform for ANY song.

The Mafia. I've shit 'em! - I am considering using this as my new email footer.

Love Mona Lisa but for me the last 5 minutes of the Long Good Friday just blows it out of the water. That face.

I can think of half a dozen notable WWII women off the top of my head - Vera Atkins, Virginia Hall, Noor Inayat Khan, Anne Frank, Eleanor Roosevelt, Jackie Cochran.

Yup. And she was back in her bloody skinny pre-pregnancy jeans within six months. I think she may actually be a cyborg...

My colleague had twins - one was 10 pounds, the other 10 pounds 1 ounce. That's a lot of baby to be carrying around and yes, she had a c-section because fuck me, who wouldn't? Both parents tall and skinny btw...

It's the Daily Mail - don't encourage them...

my favourite is one purporting to give official updates to London's public transport but written by an inspired lunatic: https://twitter.com/TlfTravelAlert…

I'm beginning to believe that Florida juries are grown in special vats of stupid. Laced with ignorance and sheer fuckwittery. Sigh.

I think I love you!