We’re just asking questions! Were your murdered children real? Who paid you? Why are you hiding the truth?

But I’d still have QUESTIONS. Did it hurt? Like... a lot? Did they make his family watch? Is there video? Can I play it on repeat and giggle my fat ass off?

Similarly, if Sean Hannity were murdered, I would find that very interesting. My heart would not be troubled in the least.

I’ve been watching a neat documentary about how Keifer Sutherland became president so this could happen!

He’s MY forever President too! *sobs, goes to room, slams door, flings self on bed face down*

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

It’s kinda nice to know that she’s also rooting for him to die.

Because anyone who doesn’t worship Taylor Swift must be a Katy superfan. Yep, that checks out.

It doesn’t really seem like they’re fighting over the backup dancers as they are about the backup dancers. It sounds like Katy was cool with her backup dancers seeking other work while she wasn’t touring, so they went to go work for Swift. Katy is about to go back on tour, asks if the dancers want back in, then they…

I don’t have a dog in this fight but I believe Katy. Mostly because it doesn’t seem like a wild story but also because Swift is definitely that sensitive and precious. I have no doubt about that.

Hmmm...that sinkhole is giving me a terrific idea!

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Self-righteousness? Bad acting?

Good! If we can be gerrymandered because political affiliation isn’t a protected class then BY GOD we can show these assholes what being unprotected means!

Johnson also told Fallon that he thought voters were looking for “more poise, less noise,” and “better leadership.” He believes his mass appeal comes from a combination of early rising, supporting the troops, and being a family man.

You must be mistaken. Racism does not exist in Boston

I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

Yeah, this is bog standard anxiety, and calling it postpartum does a real disservice to women who actually have postpartum.

Not sure this should really be called “postpartum depression” so much as a variation on an anxiety disorder, but there’s definitely elements I faced as a new dad (still do, since you’re always going to be terrified that the worst may happen to your kids).

While I appreciate the sentiment, I didn’t need it posted three times. :P

That said, no, queer is not limited to being gay. Being a power bottom is, though. It’s gay lingo and it’s being co-opted by someone who is not gay.