It’s because she’s a mere, common floozy! I have blood clots that are more royal. She should be guest editing a chlamydia pamphlet. You can’t polish a turd!

God, Kate bums me out. She could be so loved and respected if she did even a third of what Queen Elizabeth does. Instead she seems—at age 33!—completely unwilling to step up. I would kill to be given an international platform to raise money for good causes (full disclosure: I’m a proposal writer for a small British…

Eh, it’s mainly because it’s within Kate’s capabilities. Guest editing isn’t terribly difficult, doesn’t involve public speaking, and still generates a ridiculous amount of press.