I honestly don’t care. I wax because I prefer it, because I enjoy sex without it, and there’s no better reason to do something other than because you enjoy it.

"depending on when she's feeling "ethnic" or "glam"""

Dear Men:

One of the happiest moments in life was getting to have this talk with my niece. I took her out and let her see how the feminine aisle is filled with BULL SHIT, which I proceeded to cut through and bought her small amounts of everything. Tampons, pads, pantyliners, and wipes. Then we went home and I explained why…

That thing, above your head, is the fucking point.

Your neuroses are showing.

Maybe if J. Lo whored around a bit more, she wouldn't find herself in failed marriage after failed marriage! There must be some kind of trial period wherein you can assess a candidate... Oh! Dating!

So... No one else uses peroxide to oxidize the blood and #savethepanties? I'm completely over the whole soak in soap routine. Get several bottles of hydrogen peroxide ladies and watch how life changes.

I'm not amused because I'm struggling to repay my loans after being fucked royally salary-wise by my job. So, there's that. All I want is to be able to repay the shit and I feel poor every day, questioning why the fuck I even got a degree, and that's BEFORE grad school.

I get tired of hearing that women earn 77% of what men make because, as a Black Woman, I earn 60-some-odd-percent of what men make. Cry about your 77% and then suck it the fuck up because you could be earning less.

So we're validating this? We're gonna acknowledge it? Okay then.

"Haters are gonna hate, but I just love, love, love."

I really can't stand this broad I appreciate that she's fit, but does she have to shame everyone else? What if I don't have an excuse? What if I just really don't fucking feel like it?!

New Word: feminisimposter (n.) A woman that publicly expresses support of feminism and proclaims herself to be a feminist while simultaneously supporting that which would counteract the feminist movement. Example: Beyoncé

Folks are so terribly tardy for the party. I've been having both orgasms at the same damn time.

She has got to be the clumsiest woman ever. Now it's just not even funny, it's sad. If you can't walk in the shoe or dress don't wear them.

Is it not a parasite though? I don't know what else to call a foreign being that lives off of everything I ingest and grows within my body, leeching from my blood the nutrients it needs. It's like a uterine tapeworm.

That bliss he found in a relationship with a woman that later became his wife, wasn't that his adoptedstep-daughter? Enough said.

I definitely do! I would get so turned on when my ex came up with his entire face dripping... I would pull his face in to kiss him every time.

I'm now making a mental note to tell my daughter to embrace her smell.