There's no way I'm going to stop Michael Scott from voicing his opinion on boobs and butts in a stupid Trump poll.

I HOPE SO

Right? And he didn't even really make much of an effort to be totally open with what he did want (other than the suit and the Splenda Ray band). Then he fell asleep making the cranes, and then stopped trying to be involved.

For the past few years, i've only really had the time/room in my brain to handle short stories. Once I started reading George Saunders years ago, i've been addicted (literally - i've tried to read other books and I just end up tossing it and reading Pastoralia for the now 5th time) and i'm really excited for his first…

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I’m jealous, I want to go to an all girls college - that sounds like heaven, but I can’t afford to go to a private college. Instead i’m going to a UC, which is still a great education, but my chances of getting sexually assaulted and having to deal with large groups of concentrated douche bros is increasing.

I was able to watch Difficult People for maybe 15 seconds. Terrible asshole person constantly making unfunny comments while staring at phone? No thanks. I somehow got through all of Transparency, but I’m not going to keep watching once it comes back next season. Tried Schitt’s Creek, big nope. The new popular “Look at…

Uh, I think everyone who’s saying they’re selfish is remarking that BOTH parents are very selfish for doing something like this. You can cool your jets, now.

She is seriously an emotional vampire, I think i’ve actually used that phrase when referring to her before. She seems to keep powering on though, even though she loves to pull the, “YEAH WELL I’M NOT GOING TO BE AROUND MUCH LONGER, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT???” Yes. It is. My husband’s youngest brother is getting married…

My husband has a very similar relationship to his mother, and for good reason as she is easily the worst person i’ve ever had to deal with in my entire life. He still picks up her phone calls, though, which always end with him being really depressed and regretting taking that call. Her entire family feels the same…

Middle schoolers are totally gross monsters. I love Eddie’s crew way more than I like Eddie. I just realized that Trent wears the same Cleveland Brown’s jacket throughout the whole season. He’s my favorite.

Second on the older kid on Fresh Off the Boat. Luckily the two younger brothers, who are way better, are more the focus on the show.

Kill Michael?! wtf, NO.

I stole someone elses prom date and took a photo with him. Yes, he came there wearing a wife beater. Apparently he had been set up on a blind date for prom, but she was a hideous beast and later on she tried to fight us when she saw us dancing and I fell into an ice sculpture (painful). I ate like 13 chocolate chip…

I miss chat rooms. 32/F/Cali.

I’m not religious.

I’m old, what is a ‘muva’? Like “moov-a? or a weird pronounciation of “mother”?

Or he’ll do another bullshit, “My supporters are just very passionate people” comment.

Oh look, it’s these assholes again.

It’s an issue FOR ME.