“They key.” Even that quote’s standards are low.
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I was going to be named People Magazine’s Sexist Man of the Year, but I forgot to confirm the photo shoot. I think they gave to some country singer instead.
“Something tells me I might not wanna know what that is. But I’m gonna ask you anyway. So could you please explain?”
He’d been out of the band for 21 years, so “ex” or “former” could have been added to the title. And Portrait came out in 1994, not 1993.
Interview with Parade magazine (2012):
He replaces his wife every decade.
Shane Torres.
This guy is second in command for the NRA. He was passed over for president for someone twenty years younger and oh yeah, the guy who runs the family business that calls itself the world’s largest seller of gun parts.
“The one-armed market owner ...”
George Romney, born in Mexico to an American woman, ran for President in 1968. He dropped out because people trusted Nixon more.
Colin Powell did it first. Nobody cared then.
“Everything is somebody else’s fault from now on. Do you understand? You wanna be somebody? You wanna matter? Then you make the world wrong.”
Well ...
Notaro makes reference to “an incident” that occurred before the show’s launch, but dismisses it in favor of discussing the sexual-misconduct allegations that have been following CK around for years. First leveled publicly by comedian Jen Kirkman on a podcast in 2015 and supported by other women in the comedy world,…
I Google reversed it to see how old a picture it was, but all it gave me was “Andrew Garfield Beard.” Now it gives me “tiff bell lightbox.” Apparently he was right when he said “There is no me.”
“a single mom in college working three jobs”
“You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.”
You get fifteen minutes to edit your comments. There’s no deleting, because that would be useful sometimes.
I thought it was a big bag of baby carrots at first, not Cheetos. People need to turn their lights on once in a while.