So I was talking with the hoozeband last night and I really want to abandon Christmas all together. I have zero religious inclinations and the holidays only serve to give me so much anxiety that it drives me to steal my dog’s Xanax.

Fine. But I’ll continue to honor Columbus in my own way by frequently getting lost and being a terrible houseguest.

I’m guessing because the earliest Xbox 360 games were also the simplest, and hence easiest to work with?