“Act like you’ve been there before”

I always thought his position was IR.

I bet he never throws rocks at cars again.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

I know MST3K fans are hardcore, but this is a little out of hand.

I find it hard to believe that a Snyder could ruin a Superman.

‘Lucky’ is basically being gifted a brand new stadium.. Funny how that didn’t come up in the quotes.

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

Just wait until November.

An argument could be made that they condemned the other QB not picked by the Rams to a future with the Cleveland Browns.

When all else fails, remember: Zack Snyder is, has been, and will be a hack director.

“This is pretty jarring.”

You were awarded no points, it was a cup match.

Don’t worry, you can abort the fetus with a bag of Doritos.

His boob has all the milk you’d think you’d ever need, but it doesn’t come out when you really, really need it.

I still don’t understand why the original birth of a nation was so popular. Were people really that excited to se a bland and borring film just because it was really really really racist?

That secondary got abused all day long. Simple double-moves were turning guys around for huge plays. I was hoping for a competitive game but other than that one drive early in the second quarter Arizona never looked comfortable or, at times, competent. Maybe Carolina is that good. Now that their opponent is the…

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

Airborne Ranger will always hold a special place in my heart. I woke up early on a Saturday the week it was released and walked over to my local computer store. I bought the game and read the manual as I walked home. When I finally started it up and played, it was like nothing I had played before. Such an amazing game…