“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

How does this happen? 

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

Which is kind of funny, considering they slap at those exact fans right there on Ænima.

I know this is a troll article but putting both Ænima and Sargent Pepper On this list is a travesty.

Saric then? Embid 3rd? Where does that leave Malcolm?

I’d say he wasn’t as deserving as Embid, but more so than Saric. Not sure whom he’s closer to. Somewhere in the middle perhaps.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

UE ROLL 2

-Submergible

UE ROLL 2

-Submergible