Planting her mighty Sturgisboot upon truly alien land

"Isn't she that comedian your mom likes?"

Seriously if you're going to go full-bore with a lie why not lie about something cool, like you invented what we consider the modern pretzel or that you were the second man on the moon.

A trigger trigger warning?

Todd Glass in that two-part Norm McDonald podcast episode basically says all this except he's high at the time and really excitable and it's a lot of fun

Using his power to stiple the press

It is time to watch Spartacus again

'Tubular' and 'Mondo' can both get absolutely fucked.

After reading this comment I spent about 30s longer than I should have thinking about comparisons between the Mario Bros. and the TV show Supernatural.

Completely agree; the solitude and semi-abandoned nature of the castle interior also serves to make the Boo-infested courtyard really eerie and off-putting the first time you arrive at it.

The Yoshi's Island story is definitely a 'history from the side of the winners' sort of nursery story, too.

There are a lot of problems with the movie but the casting of Hopper and Leguizamo are not some of these problems

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SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWAA

The first time I saw someone do the warp in Super Mario Bros 2 was mindblowing. Some real Inception dream-within-a-dream shit, three layers deep. That whole game, actually, is staggeringly weird.

90's festival experiences for 2000's prices!

You have dodged some mighty bullets. I never got a refund for the Colin Farrel remake of Total Recall

Dayumn!

Too soon?

More like Quitlan right