I don’t get why people were expecting Niantic to release 100 more new Pokémon into the game one month after it released. I was thinking about this a while ago, and the time they took seems pretty normal to me.

There’s a key difference here. If you’r going to wander around, they should make it worth it. In Super Mario Galaxy, Sunshine, 64, you have a hub world where you jump and run to find new stars to get and you see it change as you progress. That’s cool, I like it. Yoshi’s Wooly World has the same problem as Super Mario…

This game has the most painful hidden collectibles ever.

This doesn’t explain the existence of the car-flies in the first movie.

I never liked the classic MegaMan series, it’s too slow, and I’m not a fan of the 8 bit graphics. Everything about X is fantastic.

Exactly what is Dark Souls slyle combat?

Sniper class is tough life. If you win the game, the opposite team will get pissed at you; and if you lose your team will put the blame on you because you literally just have to pick up kills from a safe distance. I feel bad for sniper players, but I commend them for their skill because I can’t even land a single hit.

Actually you can’t dash in the air in MegaMan X. X2 introduced that, if I remember correctly, and not every game features it.

Has the author of Awkward Zombie played any game but Metal Gear in the last year?

I’m not a huge fan of Symphony of the Night. I mean, I love the game and wish I had a PSX to play it whenever I wanted, but to me it’s just a re-skin of Metroid which took away most of the things that made Metroid so great. I prefer classic Castlevanias.

No Xenoblade?

Honestly I thought the number was way too high, even having in mind the fact that Pokémon previously caught didn’t count, that casual players had already finished the game, and that you had to register on th Global Link, the number is ridiculous. When I looked at it I simply didn’t even care about helping aside from…

Wait... is it true? Awkward Zombie did a comic that’s not about Metal Gea..... 20 year old game.

Let’s not forget Guzma’s absolutely fantastic battle theme to add to all of this.

Wow, to be honest I did think this was amongst the hardest games in the series, as it has Totem Pokémon, which are legit hard and not artificial difficulty and after a certain story point and particularly after fighting the “champion”, the game decides to increase trainer levels like nothing, which actually forced me…

Yes, but they could have reserved it for Adrenaline orbs. And if Quick ball fails, you have to use the others. Ultra I found to be pretty uneffective many times if you lack a status ailment inducing attack.

This actually pissed me off a bit. The Pokémon games keep drifting away from the idea of a rival that actually feels like an asshole and someone you want to overcome. First gen had him become the champion, second gen had him being Giovanni’s son and an asshole who steals starter Pokémon, even gen 4, which has a much…

The problem is “getting involved” usually means hanging outside of your house to build a farm.

Well technically Uranium never got anything, they just removed it to avoid conflict. AM2R, on the other side, as it caught more attention, got hit with both DMCA and C&D later.

Awkward comics might as well be renamed MGSV comics.