One of my co-workers was walking down a San Francisco street when she tripped and nearly fell into a row of motorcycles. In that weird time slowing thing that happens in crisis moments, imagining the wave of tumbling bikes as she fell, an arm reached in and caught her while the other hand grabbed the first bike.

I know. Like he’s too good to grab my boobs and make a honk-honk noise? Like he’s sooooo much better than me?

The important question is whether he would respect me enough to touch me if I requested it.

He may be doing it to avoid appearances of impropriety, or to ensure others’ comfort. But underlying those theories is the assumption that he would put his hands on these people were it not for one of those decent reasons not to do so. Is it too crazy to think that maybe he just doesn’t want to put his hands on other…

This was my assumption and what I thought “ain’t taking no chances” meant when I saw that tweet - Keanu isn’t taking any chances that anybody will misconstrue him touching those women. My friend’s boss is a former dean (& is married), and he was particular about the way he interacted with students of the opposite sex…

Why be such a buzzkill? This is really thoughtful of him. It’s not bare-minimum considering he really didn’t have to do it. He was going above and beyond to make sure he didn't accidentally make someone uncomfortable.

I’m going to start a rumor that he’s a Howard Hughes level germaphobe and just doesn’t want to touch any rando’s sweaty backs. 

Counterpoint: I do want to be touched by Keanu Reeves.

I love Keanu Reeves as much as the next normal person. Not an obsessive stan but he truly seems to be a good guy and I enjoy seeing him in things.

They ignore me aggressively at the mall-based Sephora nearest me but they fawn over skinny 17-year-old girls. Like, who do they think has the money to buy their products, the fat middle aged lady running errands on a Saturday, or the teenager with a $20/week allowance?

“You still have to look” is something it seems everyone forgets when they’re driving now. “Sure, you put your turn signal on, but you still have to look, motherfucker,” is something I swear I think at least once a day and my commute is only a half hour.

He wasn’t driving in that accident.
Neither he nor anyone else in his vehicle was responsible for the accident, so I”m not sure why you’d think he shouldn’t drive anymore.
I wouldn’t drive a Bugatti in NYC so I can’t answer this one.
Again, why shouldn’t he be allowed to drive??

He told a story on Graham Norton that he came up with an idea that after filming he was going to smoothly say “Not anymore” when people asked “aren’t you Jon Snow?”, but the first time someone asked him after filming ended, he immediately started crying when he said it.

*screams forever*

YouTube psychic Ant, who is a human psychic,

Zero doubt he went to Fyre Festival.

I think it’s because most of the purses are ‘gifted’ to the celebs, for advertising purposes, and carrying them that way makes the bags easier to see/identify in photographs.

He also works to save badgers from the idiotic badger culls!

Oh, the memories!

I definitely rocked the baby ringer tees and overalls and y-necklaces and mary-janes with slipdresses and dark lipstick. My 50th anniversary issue of Seventeen ('94, I think) recently brought on the sadness. Once during high school, my friend got a "Hello, Nurse" from a guy and not long ago I got a "Giggity…