“Sacheen Littlefeather, who took the stage to decline Marlon Brando’s 1973 Oscar in an effort to bring attention to the industry’s unfair treatment of Native Americans, said the only reason John Wayne failed to physically attack her is because a whopping six men were restraining him. Where was his ban, Academy?”

Not to be especially crass, but I believe there’s truth to the expression “talk shit, get hit”

Hey, if Maverick's third act was good enough for Star Wars ...

If I had Fuck You money, I would buy up all the tickets to all his shows and fill the seats with women to sit there, stare at him, and not laugh, clap, or smile. Just stare.

“During a 2005 suit, Cosby admitted to giving women quaaludes with assurances from then-Montgomery County District Attorney Bruce Castor Jr. that the information would be used to prosecute him.”

I got a MeowMeowBeenz notification for this?

My artistic inspiration:

This actually could be an interesting case. Studios sometimes make changes to movies after putting out their initial teaser trailer, or even after a full trailer gets released. Should they be forced to keep in everything in those trailers, should audiences just learn that trailers aren’t always accurate, or can…

I think it’s important to point out that this ruling allows the trial to happen. The actual trial itself isn’t even close to starting yet! Yet this article (unsurprisingly) makes it sound like the plaintiffs won the case and everything is going to change now, which is wrong and dumb and what the hell is wrong with you.

This seems like a whole lot of story for one sentence in Ang Lee’s piece that he doesn’t expand on. Would’ve been interesting to hear more specifics on how they differed. You got me AV Club, fuck me for falling for this clickbait headline.

This legit made me guffaw.  That your handle is Alferd “Cannibal: The Musical” Packer is the cherry.

whenever elon isn’t on screen, nobody should be asking ‘where’s elon?’

I thought it would be Guy Incognito. :(

I don’t like lingering on pictures of him because his face is like a Leatherface mask made from an albino seal.

An Orgazmo reference!? You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself!

I like the way Ksum thinks!

“I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job!”

Please welcome your new CEO Nole Ksum, from somewhere far away...