He always goes to Christian Bale levels of method.

And The Stand.

Jesus. What a diddy.

“Your ass is mine!”

This is great news! I wish bloody Star Wars had thought of, like, writing down the plot in advance.

Then you’ll have to retake Dastmalchians 101.

I believe it was specifically the insanely perky boobs of the Sphinx that he hated.

She’s always good, I think. Lit up her episodes of A Touch of Cloth.

Did he make it back to his home planet OK?

Was (the wickedly talented) Adele Dazeem in attendance?

Oh, is Davi a nutjob too? I find that a bit sad for some reason.

I applaud your tenacity.

It must suck to be a conservative. I’m a bit surprised to find out they loved Barry K’s dick flopping about everywhere. Seemed gratuitous, and nothing else.

Will Chiwetel be playing Mordo? I was wondering what became of (our version of) him.

Does he fly around on a pink cloud?

Cool! So this was the news his daughter, Ruth, was unwilling to share.

Steve will never allow them to.

Yes! His intro scene where he smashes the window is perfect.

Truly! These are the end times.

I can’t figure out where to watch it in the UK :(