Good grief. Why not cast H. Jon Benjamin?!

17%!

He purrs the narration for Bunraku. The bit where he says “happy birthday, fucker” as a guy takes a flying punch to the chops makes me so happy!

Fair enough. My point was more about how I’m surprised she needs $5000000 at her age. At any age it seems like a lot.

I hope they eventually return the hundreds (hundreds!) of pages of “Dan Stevens as a sexy robot” spec I wrote.

I hope I have the energy for this sort of nonsense when I’m 80. She must have some large care home bills to pay :(

Nice. I also hate that comma.

I rather like games that tell you exactly what you’re meant to be doing next because a) I’m not very clever, b) I tend to take long breaks between gaming sessions and a) my memory is terrible.

Great list! Well done. I’d probably swap 196 and 197 around.

Nicer than big Robbie C’s?!

This is known as the Paulson Exclusion Principle.

Oof. I got as far as “9/11 was one of the worst things that could happen... but in some ways the best thing”.

“My dad, the farmer, tried to harvest my head.”

I wonder who set these dogs on him? Or was the “suspicious person” someone else entirely?

I always wonder how they’re going to get it to taste like beef. What the cow eats and how it’s been treated greatly affect the flavour. Do they just add some flavouring to the process at some point?

Isn’t that what they are saying? That they are surprised and taken aback by the idea of replacing traditional meals.

This stinks of discrimination. Are we saying that, just because an actor is thin, they should be excluded from certain roles? Tsk.

I’m not a fan but I do like this cover of that cover -

Does Patty Jenkins have a very small telly and a bad speaker set up? That seems odd for a movie director.

(it turns out like the USA)