oh, I see - he means they are the only country to have fought themselves to abolish slavery. Worst brag, maybe of all time.

This is a guy who’s point boils down to I am pro “police brutality and systemic racism”.

hang on... only one country has fought to abolish slavery? I don’t think that can be right.

I love that “functional”. Take a word which, really, is already implied by the title and then give it a different meaning.

If you ask me that’s a stripper name.

The Star Wars specials are the best Star Wars.

Or a cowboy who hunts vampires. And frankensteins, mummies etc.

aw, I was sure it was going to be recognitions

rich + superhuman = ladies

Will Gojira double their output now? Or will there be another second French band?!

lowbrow cleavage

The last Marc Jacobs is actually, if you look closely, Marc Jaco8s.

So, do we think this would go better with realistic portrayals of young people?

“There was a time when I wanted to outlive my parents.”

Ugh. Evan Rachel Wood must be forged of iron! Imagine playing Delores after going through that sort of shit. Maximum respect.

Look. The main thing is it’s going to be directed by motherfuckin’ Simon McQuoid!

This is not mine but some wag posted on twitter that The Zodiac Killer is probably about the reveal himself, just to prove he’s not Ted Cruz.

That’s kind of my take on it. They’re eagles. Should we invite some eagles to this council? No.

I refer to Brock Lovett all the time. It’s a great reference for any time some old bat completely fucks you over for no good reason.

Is it a bit though? Like, he’s a hateful Hitlerian figure, seemingly from another dimension, who inhabits Dr Emilio Lizardo...