He's blown the tansaxle! He's just grinding metal!

"Sorry about the mess…"

I suppose YOU directed the biggest American box-office hit of 1987?

"It's European. Like a medium shirt…on a man." -Xzibit

The sound guy must hate that crinkly bitch

If you like C Mc, or Brando, or nude horsemanship, you got to see Reflections in a Golden Eye, it is fantastic

His audiobook narration of his novel is superb.

He 'graphed my Oral-B Vitality at Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con

You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. Muahahahaha!

A lousy chicken that….loves to eat itself?

Smash Mouth may not be Mozart, but they never claimed to be. They're just some positive guys from San Jose who are trying to have some fun!

Alternate headline:
AWFUL PARENTS LET 15-YEAR-OLD VISIT PLAYBOY MANSION

Medea IS Ben Hur IN
Hur Yuh Durin?

1Nil

Poop implants

They both appear to appreciate the touch, the feel, of cotton

The AV Club'll flip ya, flip ya fo' weal

He's the 4-year-old airplane-seat-kicker of rapists

Fairuza Woozle Wuzzle?

5 Gum: What fuck, it's just fucking chewing gum?!