Wow, way to break out the facts. Among other things, I had no idea Singapore was that close to Malaysia.

Do it Alonso!!

Doc Rivers: Hold me back! Hold me back!

(gets to half court) (steps through magical barrier) (emerges in short-shorts and knee-socks, takes pass from John Battle, drives to the hole for two)

Half of me is thinking, “cool that his dad did this with him” while half of me is thinking “there are crazy and I mean crazy amounts of cocaine right off camera right?”

Counterpoint: if people had been taught how to properly drift early, they wouldn’t be taking out crowds now.

Being rich looks awesome.

Assuming that it turns out one of my balls shoots out eggs, so I can just use my wife as a host body for my clone, I’m doing the exact opposite of everything my father did and gunning for the FIA championship with my very first baby.

My main takeaway is that even Keke Rosberg used a cut off plastic bottle for a funnel.

How to raise your kids to be racing champions:

Yeesh, I was just being tongue-in-cheek, what with our capture it on cell phone, stream it culture. I don’t think your response was necessary.

But if possible Cstrife16, go get some awesome cellphone video. Shocked commentary welcome, vertical video no so much.

I kind of like this idea. Why punish the driver (not to mention the rest of us who are tired of hearing about grid penalties)?

I was really, really hoping that VET’s pace was blistering enough to warrant ROS giving up second place.....

I like the “Eh, fuck it” on the face of the ref that decides no decision is the best decision. Good for the ref on the right for making an emphatic, and correct call.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Tim Hardaway Jr. missing the fucking backboard on his football throw, smh.

I don’t exactly love winter, but I can respect it, and snow is awesome. Winter owns its goddamn cold and tell you to accept it or fuck off. Fall is like “Well, you might want to wear a light jacket, or go with the pea coat, but who knows what it’ll be like by mid-afternoon? Oh, look, that guy is wearing shorts. Don’t…

Exposed-linkage stick shift!!! Oh oh oh my car my car@@@@!!!!@££!

This should have been worth more than 5 points in my fantasy league, damn it.