It’s an S. Complete dog, with shit mileage to boot.

So this is what Garth will drive in the Waynes World Reboot starring some annoyning ids from the Disney Channel

What about South Dakota?

Yeah, guess you’re right.

Hello, my name is ThePriceofEggsinMalta, and I am a recovering German performance project car addict.

“paid the mechanic to diagnose” is probably pulled into Autozone and had them run a scanner, at most. Or did a google and is listing the least scary response.

“I’m going to hike the Appalachian trail with a only a pocket knife and a bit of string.” - Guy with better idea than buying this car.

Fuck no. $5,000? 190,000 miles? This thing’s about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop. I wouldn’t have this for half that.

Pretty good rule actually. When I bought my S60 (same vintage, but just a standard 2.0T) there was a noxious coconut smell in the thing. It was to disguise a damp smell due to a bad seal.

I had a friend who owned a one owner, meticulous XC90. Averaged about $2000/mo in mechanics bills over the time he owned it.

Newspaper Floor Mats are to trap humidity, change them regularly and you will never get a frosted windshield from the inside. But normally, I put them under the regular carpets.

Three hours for a circumcision?

the Bavarian Itch sounds like a WWI STD.

So after $7000 in upgrades to a $7500 car, you could sell it for ten grand!

I’m French and enjoy old Citroëns.

How did the original engine only last 182k? That’s pretty low mileage for one those engines to fail.

This is not only Crack Pipe, it’s morally depraved.

Whom do I have to fellate on twitter to get a CarMax warranty on it?

I know it’s probably the angle of the sun putting the shadow directly inline with the camera but damned if this didn’t at first look like a weird ‘Shop.

Graverobber,

Would you rather spend $58,500 on a half clean Italian-built rear-engined coupe with badly integrated sunroof and spoiler?