Lancia Beta for the fact that they rusted into a pile of dust the first time a drop of rain hit them.

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: It's pretty impressive when you think about the fact the New York City is basically hollow. There is a whole lot of space under those streets.

@Jared904: Springfield Phantom 1 or a Silver Ghost?

Hey I have the same iPod connector in my GTI. Funnily it's also the connector used in SEATs, Skodas, and Audis as well. I guess they had to do something a bit on the cheap.

I've gotta say that the plaid seats were a big reason for me getting a GTI.

@pauljones: Well Ms. Huntington-Whiteley was featured in this most recent Pirelli calender

An old Crown Vic. The cops always end up showing up by the end of the show and what is a better way to get a free ride to a warm place with a hot meal?

Honestly Flo doesn't do it for me. Every time I hear that commercial come on I want to puncture my eardrums with a nail and gouge my eyes out. I usually just chance the channel though.

@schwaebz: Brake fluid or MEK works a lot better. Plus you have the added bonus of being able to write things in the dissolved clear coat.

I heard a story about some campers who played a prank on a counselor by cover his car in post-it notes. That night it rained and the ink bled out of the paper and stained the clear coat of the white car pink. He drove around looking like his car had a rash of some kind.

@Kerc 2.0 beta: A set of training wheels should fix that little problem

@dmoneyfa5: Yeah I had a 97 V6 with a TRD supercharger on it. That thing was a kick in the pants and with 300bhp is surprised a whole lot of people.

@Baby Beater Benz: That was probably a Phantom V and they are great looking cars. A few years ago I was fortunate enough to go to the annual Rolls-Royce Owners Club convention in Williamsburg, VA and got to see something like 500+ Rolls-Royce and Bentley cars ranging from the very first cars they built around the…

@adhir: If your going to bash on the Phantom at least get it right. The Phantom I through VI were some of the classiest cars ever built. Just look at the Phantom IV. It was the butt ugly, new money Phantom VII forward (thank you BMW) that in some cases can be less than classy with their massive rims and tasteless…

The Reliant Robin. You can't roll it over if it's always standing up on its rear wheels. With a bit of forced induction help you could get awfully close to the 2lb per hp mark.

@wætherman: It looks like a fish that ate one too many lemons

What no Mitsuoka Orochi? It's ugly as sin and slow as can be.

Because everyone knows that fender rub is a really good handling performance mod.

@Pessimippopotamus: On the original track from Forza 2 it was a lot easier to set up visual brake point cues. The chicanes just throw me off now.

@pauljones: Yeah one person running around on foot with a rocket launcher keeping everyone on their toes makes for an exciting race.