“Listen, it’s got nothing to do with her as a person, just the things she DOES as a person.”

Their apology included “To be clear, Byron’s comments were related to the swimmer’s performance, not to her as an individual.”wow. throw some salt on the wound. seriously geez.

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

All microphones are hot.

“Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig. Thanks for that.”

If you are alone and choking and think you are going to die, the first step should be to delete your browser history.

Look, the games are always evolving.

Listen, draw your own conclusions from this, but the water was just fine before those dirty women divers started jumping in there. Just sayin.

I empathize with that engine on a spiritual level.

Petty.

Geez. you don’t beat around the Busch, do you?

Banana in the tailpipe?

As Douglas Adams described it, “nonlinear, catastrophic structural exasperation”…

I assume every explosion is terrorism until proven otherwise.

Sponsored by Takata.

Can you prove it WASN’T aliens?

The fate of trillions of beings depends on whether they purchased the Standard or Professional edition of Microsoft Project.