Die Madchen dort. Die Madchen mit der green coat and bad dye job. ICH HASSE IHRE shoes, and so rude! Ehrlich, ich wurde ihn...schnitten. Was fur ein bitch.

My stepladder post? o.O If I'm forgetting things which were funny this bodes well for my appraisal of my own humour.

Why do you think I stormed out! It served the laws of Drama far less than it served my self-preservation...

My mum has a different surname to me - the worst argument we ever had, I called her "Ms [HerSurname]" and stormed out. "Way Harsh" just about sums it up xD

I like it. It's classy. Lots of middle-class British people will buy it and say "HAVE you read the Casual Vacancy?"

I always thought the best part of the Harry Potter books was J.K.'s ability to mirror British literary and societal tropes; I'm kind of glad she's gone into invoking them in her next book.

I won't lie, whenever I see anyone under 18 addressing a large crowd I get Model United Nations flashbacks.

It just seems like a case of retroactively valuing something because it was difficult, rather than it having any value.

No I haven't ?....I think you might be talking about someone else?

Trying to equate "fit-shaming" with "fat-shaming" is pretty much functionally equivalent to me to trying to equate that racism you suffered one time in Bradford for being white with racism against black people. a) I don't think this article was lampooning fitness, but shitty ways of attaining fitness, and b) even if…

Ah, fair enough. But I never pass up the opportunity to employ a good meme.

Tell me more about how ironic and transgressive his humour is.

Dear lord, people, not every article is directly designed to invalidate your life choices. Why is it Jezzies get gigantically pissed off at anything which could remotely make fun of their lifestyle, fitness, fashion or food choices, but take about five seconds on every race post to make it about some random white…

"Working out is incredibly important for keeping those pounds off, except for when it's pointless, which is always."

Well, I'm that too =D

Pfft, my sister opened a conversation the other day which basically started "What is University for?"

She got marked with spam really quickly each time, but nobody ever seemed to ban her. I think they found it as funny as I did.

"there are jackasses who are faking it until they can figure out how to say "That shirt would look good on my floor" in putonghua. "

My favourite was a woman (I assume) who for a while replied to every single article with "I am a WOMAN. I am not anything else."

Asian women don't need make-up so they're better, also they're hotter that's why men like them.