EUGH BUT HE'S JUST SO BLOODY SHINY.

I'm already utilising an alternative birth control regime called homosexuality.

I too have experienced the cosmetic magic of Clean and Dry Intimate Wash. While cleaning my car, my female mechanic found it difficult to view inside the car while working underneath it. A quick application of the wash, and she could easily view objects using her labia as a reflective mirror. Thanks, Clean and Dry!

These are the sounds which issued from me upon viewing this video.

This conjured up an image of when kids are in tube slides, and there's a holdup and eventually kids come splurging out the bottom, and then for a little while afterwards kids just slide out easily.

Emily Blunt is a BAMF. End of.

Oh go away, you silly man.

I have so much respect for what mothers do. You guys are so brave, it must be so difficult.

I'll start a petition to sponsor each smack. That way you get the best of both worlds =p

I wish I could legitimately hope that paralysing British reserve keeps men from doing this kind of shit as much here, but I almost think it would make it worse (I don't actually know, for the record).

I kind of feel like this is one of those things where you simultaneously have to be aware of your capacity (in all probability) to become like this, and hope against hope that you won't. Sort of like serial killers. Know it's a possibility, care about it not being true at the same time.

Just saying.

Yes, we should definitely ignore bad things when lots of them happen.

I actually like it when guys have awkward-face. I think he looks so much more generic now than he did then. =x It's good to have a bit of unevenness.

At some point Santorum had to submit to Romney's domination of the primaries. It's rare to view a man who can humbly concede coming out on top.

Well, firstly, thanks for asking. I love your brooch.

White people do loads of stuff. I know white people who like...brush their hair, and do make-up, and love their children. Why do you hate white people?

I think it's pretty much a given that the entire world has a rich heritage of racial hatred. It's what humans have consistently proven themselves good at.

Victims! Criminals! Underdogs! WHERE IS MY MONTAGE.

I hear there was some slavery in America, too, so clearly Europeans are incapable of being racist. Silly Americans.