The first however many words are like radiating butthurt from the mental acknowledgment of the last two.

Oh, will you silly people just stop it. Go jump in a lake.

Bzzzzt....bzzt, bzzt......phut.

Hey, no judgement. I barely even understand the code, I'm not going to evaluate the app.

Scientologist. I know. I. Know.

Right after I check for bipolar disorder with this PedEgg.

"Anyone familiar with boobs"

OH MY GOD. ARE ALL SITCOM WIVES MENTAL? My favourite characters from King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond are both completely batshit.

Yes, all the angry Senators are helping so many people by being really loudly right! They should keep on being right that loudly, because when you're right that automatically fixes everything.

She's a great comedienne who excels at my favourite kind of humour; the rambly no real punchline rolling boil style of stand-up.

Americans shallowly co-opting a distant European heritage? Well I bloody never!

Tyra, sweetheart, you already made that show. It's called Britain's Next Top Model. o.O

Just wait until antinatalists get into power.

I'm not denying Britcrazy, I'm just really depressed at how twatty people get when they're doing well. I'm just glad the BNP are about as significant as the Party for Lawn Gnomes.

Lol domestic violence overtones r funni!

Really? This is the political climate governing a nation which affects every other nation in the world in a massive way when shit goes down?

I think Hollywood would be more creative if it had less money. I really do.

"I don't value your academically equal degree."

That is my favourite moment of that whole film. I am such a sucker for simple "RAAAAGH" humour. When I went to boarding school we used to wait in cupboards for like a half hour, smiling creepily, so that went someone opened the cupboard they'd get the fright of their life. I'm chuckling just thinking about it.

It has to go further than that. Church organisations shouldn't count as charities and should be incorporated seperately from religious charities.