alexserpico
Serpico
alexserpico

Yes. That’s the solution. Stop talking about the most powerful man in the world. If we just ignore him, he’ll go away.

Now we know why her yacht tried to run away.

You are doing it wrong, alchohol and weed chill you out and calm you down. Pop a couple Adderall and start those chores. You would think its impossible to alphabetize your dishes but life finds a way when enhanced by pharmaceuticals

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Nothing helps me sleep better than a belly full of warm nut juice!

This sort of shit makes me crazy. Do our reps really think we’re so stupid we need to be told you can’t milk an almond? Do they really think we can’t recognize a ridiculous lobbying effort by big dairy? Do they really think we’re okay with them wasting our time and money on THIS SHIT!?

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Great Success!

Yeah, but part of what makes Borat so incredible is that it’s actually a solid road-trip story beneath all the comedy, and scathing social commentary, too. When Ali G was stretched out into a movie, he... Didn’t fare quite as well.

I’m frequently disappointed that people hold Borat in such high regard but ignore the amazingness of Da Ali G Show. 

Very nice.

I don’t but my wife does...

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

She was choking on her lies - not a tear in sight.

As far as gag movie titles go, Filleting Dory and The Lego Get Out Movie are ones I wouldn’t mind seeing in real life.

This was as good as advertised by the early reviews. Hader really showed he can handle some drama. The shootout scene at the end, was really well acted and shot (Hader directed too).

And I’m pretty sure he just used his Xbox Live handle as his rapping name