My tricks even better... simply turn the glass upside down emptying the contents into your digestive tract... repeat as necessary until all your superficial fucks are gone.

Duh. The AV Club is home to everyone who likes to complain about The AV Club. If the other sites get caught in the crossfire, it’s their fault for not getting out of the way.

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was that third thing you said?

Yo homie if you don’t like this porta-potty why you hanging out in it looking for a handjob?

1) Check their profile image. A checkerboard is an easy first sign it’s a burner troll.

I refuse to believe that she is not at least 26 years old. The fuck?

So they spent several seasons joking that both parties are the same, and now during a period of outrageous abuse of power and civil rights breaches this ostensibly libertarian show is whining about ‘why does everything have to be about politics?’

The last clip.

There is not an ounce of hate for Atari here.

There were times where he was the only likable character on that show. How sad, he was so young.

“Maine’s fun-loving Republican governor Paul LePage implied that he makes up stories to confuse the press; in a radio interview, he also said “the sooner the print press goes away, the better society will be.” 

Honey, if you don’t eat pussy, then you’re not a dyke!

“I am a gay man right now just without the physical act – that’s all.”