As a lifelong Bengals fan, I can honestly say that Paul Brown Stadium is an absolute shit hole.

To all the Lions fans who complain about Matthew Stafford: would you rather have Dan “Oh shit I just accidentally ran the ball out of the back of the end zone” Orlovsky?

When it comes to Duke NFL prospects, there are strippers hired for lacrosse parties that I would have drafted over Daniel Jones.

Jameis Winston’s throws are so inaccurate, you’d think he has Jason Pierre-Paul’s right hand. If he never had Mike Evans to lob throws to, he’d be selling popcorn in the bleachers instead of starting at QB.