“Michael! Who am I signing as? David D- what? Ah fuck it, I’ll do it some other time.”

not as sad as the hundreds of thousands of dead iraqi citizens that homeboy is responsible for.

The word “imagination” is used twice in three sentences so...no imagination.

“But even so, it was jarring to see Irving playing his guts out while Curry looked like he was auditioning to star in a Justin Bieber Vine.”

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

Since he’s so passionate about government types, maybe he should look up oligarchy.

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

1. US Citizen.

He got suspended for accumulating flagrant fouls, not for hitting LeBron in the junk. If he had no other flagrants, he would still be playing tomorrow.

They weren’t random peasants... People need to stop saying that. The priest was a former Frey or Lannister bannerman who killed children (it was in his emotional backstory he told us) and was trying to make up for that. The peasants could also have had similar sordid backgrounds. This is Game of Thrones, saying you’re…

I always built my NBA Live 2005 teams around Stojakovic’s 3-point shooting at small forward. A legend.

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

I am certain he could grow a full beard between the first and fourth quarters.

As a resident of Atlanta and Braves fan... I’m ashamed of the team, I’m ashamed of ownership, and I am not excited at all about this new stadium. Being a sports fan can really suck (especially in Atlanta) but it really hurts when you just feel *bad* about supporting your team. When you don’t even *want* to support…

Howard Ends, Ranked

I’m in the same boat. I do think that for every 2-3 games he takes over, he’s going to shoot the team in the foot once. Don’t fact check me there...just an observation.

They aren’t a good defensive team scheme-wise but they are freakishly athletic. You can’t play that swarm style in the regular season or they’d be worn down by New Year’s. Very reminicant of the 80's NBA.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…