I think about this everyday. On the outside I am a fairly successful attorney/writer working in nonprofit in DC. I volunteer, I went to law school as a second career late in life. I travel extensively and I’m a photographer who takes pretty good wildlife shots.

I’m enjoying all the comments by people who haven’t realized that this was intentional and not a photoshop touch up gone wrong.

can u not

“No, that’s my emotional support bacon.”

This is super not surprising. He was always gross and both on the Vegas season and on all stars you could always tell that he never thought the female chefs were as good as the male ones.

Mike “How Can She Be Beating Me, She’s a Woman” Isabella, sexist? I am *shocked* to hear it.

My prediction: No More Student Loan Debt is going to win the whole thing.

OH MY GOD MY JAW DROPPED AT SPACE COWBOY CHORUS SHIT I LOVE YOU KACEY SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR THIS MY BF JUST DUMPED MY SAD ASS AND NOW I’M CRYING AT WORK FUCKKKK

You knew it was coming!

Rest assured, things would be better than they are now. We’d have the same problems we did under Obama, and boy we all wish we could go back to then.

Yes, it would have been better.

The fact that Maddie Ziegler has a $629 skincare routine and I can barely afford my cheapo bottle of Biore face wash or whatever makes me sad.

If you don’t know which guy

Meanwhile, in Worchester, Mass.:

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband

IIRC wasn’t Vinny the smart one, with a degree from SUNY Purchase and plans to go to law school? I mean, this isn’t Snooki or Situation we’re talking about here.

No. 10: Know how you trend.