Go her, but I feel like this is sort of trolling Lil' Kim for her first album cover.

There are a lot of things now coming between me and my Calvins.

Goodness lord, that does not look Lil' Kim.

Whatever, I won $20 on Sriram. Thanks for the spelling, kid!

...no.

#IWokeUpLikeThis

In case anyone was looking for the song, it's Daniel Kim's "Pop Danthology 2013." Good stuff, he makes a mix every year.

You know, I didn't want to vote for champagne this whole competition. But then I realized you can't really have brunch without mimosas. And I REALLY like brunch.

Margaritas beat gin?

Rum tastes like college and bad dance floor makeouts to me. Gin wins.

Weed, caffeine, red wine, and gin are my final bracket.

Or you could just come to DC, where boozy brunch was never questioned.

Ooh, no, I disagree. Good on her for not being ashamed of her choices regarding abortion, and good on her for getting a rapist put away (not a fan of her means, but she saw an opportunity and she took it), but she told a coworker that she would let a child wither and die in her womb.

But really, this is my Valentine's Day plan with my boyfriend. I'm pumped.

I met my current boyfriend at a birthday party for our karaoke league manager (yes, karaoke leagues exist in DC, and they're awesome). We both liked the other's sense of humor on Facebook and kept running into each other at league events until we both judged a finals and flirted. He asked me out a few months later.…

Befriend a slut? There are worse things I could dooooooooo...

I love the idea of dogs on a train, but I'm conflicted about this for a few reasons.