I mean I’m against the unnecessary gendering of stuff too, but what’s wrong with buying a “boy” costume if your daughter wants to dress up like a pirate or a doctor or whatever? Ugh, social media drama, so tiresome.

But responses from audiences with local ties haven’t been so positive. A commenter on a local news site writes that “Fink has effectively capitalized on this tragedy. I can’t figure out why she hasn’t been exposed. She’s a vulture, picking at the bones of patients who died and swooping down to sully the reputations of…

every woman dreams of finding that one blouse that really floats her balls

Bumhole exposure not necessary for tattooing last time I checked. There's a joke to be made here about Gaga talking out of her arse but it's allllmost 5pm on a Friday in Europe Town and I am getting me a fizzy wine so i'll leave the LOLZ up to one of you good folk.

This would get a contestant sent home on Ink Master.

I always have my ass out when getting a tattoo in a completely unrelated spot too!

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

The best poop stories come from our HR people at work. We have had several poop artists at our company— they leave little presents in the hallways, or just completely defile a bathroom. I just got a call about one a couple days ago— they were finding little trails of tiny escaped poops, and then just a totally f'd up…

Allow me to translate,

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.

I totally forgot about the time she brought home two guys she met on the street drunk walking home from the bar and while she loudly had sex with one I was expected to entertain the other. We didn't have a common area so he hung out in my room watching me read, exclaiming, "I've never seen someone read a book before."…

In college, I lived with a girl who I had known since birth. She was basically like my cousin. I knew she was quirky and cheap, but I didn't think about what that meant in roommate terms. Well. First, she had pets that she didn't take care of. I ended up adopting both her cats when we split up. But the cats were fine…