If R2D2 could speak…

In Troy news, there are apparently pirates in the Gulf of Mexico, because Levar Burton and his non-celebrity companion have been captured by said pirates.

How I Met Ted's Kids' Mother.

I'm going to live in that theater like a character out of a Leroux novel or Webber's musical adaptation.

Oh god, you're right. My blood will be boiling all night. This kid must have forgotten that America needed a Civil Rights Movement almost a century after the Emancipation Proclamation in order to begin gaining respect for the black community. I guess that the fact that we have a black president now means all the rest…