And here I was thinking someone wedged it into wall like this...

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that guy. I know it is a schtick but still.

Hollow bones? That's called osteoporosis, last thing I heard it's not a power, it's a problem.

It's because she's a woman nyehehehe

I will never make fun of people for no-lifing World of Warcraft ever again.

Wow. Just wow. It would've been fantastic if he caused it to faint.

Sorry, Alfred you are no longer needed.

So why not just... not be an asshole in the first place? Doesn't seem that hard.

This one is also good:

(deep breath in) It's all about (mostly skewed) perception of power and sex. For some reason, probably advertising and patriarchal culture, immature and inexperienced people of the west tend to associate sex* with having power over someone/something. So he killed you, and also made you immobile for few seconds, so he…

Awesome! Now my house can have some of the same features that my minecraft house has!

You could also say:

I'm not gonna Shinji bash, but this thread sure did bring on the lulz.

Unlike us Neanderthals, the Japanese know how to not break their toys.

Say what you will, but even if her friends (I found the original tumblr of the user and going by this self-portrait, I'd say it's safe to say they're a "her"), aren't into Animal Crossing, she just gave them all free 3DS systems just because she wanted them to have them. That is some sort of Super High School Level…

PC Gamers tend to buy more games as they often have a greater deal of cash. They also buy a lot more indie titles or new IPs without information on them.