Not as much lessons as lesser known advice. Here goes:

That was a horrible bit indeed.

Painful… Upsetting to watch. He's lost it.

I'm a huge Seinfeld fan but that was his weakest stand-up routine yet.

I once saw an Exige in Europe defy the laws of physics as it darted through a sharp S bend on public roads. I was maybe 16 years old and I'll never forget what I saw. Like a video game. Sheer lunacy. They have my respect.

Yeah it's worth it. And spend the night in Colmar. Incredible, mesmerizing little town just above Mulhouse.

Bottom picture taken at the Schlumpf collection in Mulhouse, France! Nice memories!

You're right, Doug. Ferraris can handle some rain. Granted that you don't cover it in velvet or forget that you left the top down.

Jon has finally tamed down a bit and swapped his Statis tuned V10 R8 for an Audi RS6. He used to do the winter ski parcour from resort to resort through the Alps in a GT-R, PPI kitted Q7, Gallardo, LP640, and at one point even an LP670-4. The guy is mental. Good thing he's leaving his Rebellion R2k at home in…

And that picture is taken at a showroom in Vegas. Kind of museum but everything has a price tag. I was there two months ago. Ads to the vulgar-ity

Believe it or not, but people actually get attached to their dealership plate frames. I remember a story when a lady went absolutely bezerk when the BMW dealership that had been servicing her car for years finally decided to swap in their license plate frame in place of the BMW dealership's frame where she originally…

Just don't accidentally buy an orange Lamborghini.

Aha! I've suspected this for some time now. You're walking the line between trying too hard to look nonchalant where it comes across as patronizing us, and wearing slightly nicer, more suitable clothing, running the risk of catching even more undeserved flak. It's too bad that people don't recognize that you've worked…

This ridiculous comparo is entirely due to Harrismonkey missing his 4-litre RS and finding excuses to get behind the wheel of one of these animals as many times as possible. I'm not complaining tho.

What's the job?

I drove an E46 M3 Convertible with the SMG once. The blips on downshifts were a ton of fun, but the only reason I was having any real fun was because a) it wasn't my car and b) I was laughing at the hideous Dakar Yellow paintjob as I drove in it

Holy smokes that's cheap insurance! What are you, 40 years old with a straight driving record? I'm paying $2,800 annually for the 2000 911 with a $500 deductible. That rate takes into account a 35% discount that I've accumulated for being a good boy for the past 7 years. Another reason to move from Canada to the…

How did you forget to include these beauties? His creations have haunted my dreams for years and years. Amazing stuff.

I thought the general rule with the Z3 Ms was "the early ones are too slow and the later ones are too unreliable." So which one to get? The exciting one or the boring one?

Interesting. Solid reasoning.