alexosen
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Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

Once that thing hits resonant frequency, all bets are off.

My first car was a 1996 BMW M3. It was my dream first car and I busted my ass to make sure I could purchase one when I got my licence. I did end up buying it and while that car almost killed me several times and got my in a TON of trouble, it was one of the best purchases I have ever made.

The BaT daily email is worse than porn, meth, and chocolate chip cookies combined.

Salvage title? Well, shit. Not including that very vital bit of information in the ad makes the seller seem like... how shall I put this.. a dick.

I really really really want a Mazdaspeed 3...please don’t ruin it for me commentators of jalopnik. Tell me it’s wonderful