I'm getting a World War Z feeling from this.

Oh definitely. I just meant that one particular scene.

And her poor god damn dog.

Too bad Viggo Mortensen isn't the right age to play Eddie. He would nail that shit.

Maybe I misconstrued the whole series, but isn't Roland's whole thing that it's his god damn duty to get to the tower? No one had to convince him and he certainly wasn't reluctant.

Right? This trailer seems like they really flattened out a whole lot of nonsense and made it look like your run of the mill save the world movie. I also have complicated feelings.

You just have to suck the joy out of everything.

GET 'IM!

You saw him driving that truck. Duh.

Seriously. Never has anyone's misery made me quite so satisfied.

I will watch this movie every time it's on tv.

No.

Hey man, I live in Florida, so I guess I'm kind of asking for it.

Look, I love dogs and cute shit, but something about this really gets on my nerves.

Lemmie off the plane.

I took my creative writing major and said, fuck it, let's try marketing! It's been paying the bills for almost 20 years. Thanks, useless sexy degree!

Dude, commercials are crazy lately. I've noticed over the past few years, particularly during xmastime, that commercials are mainly about how you can really stick it to your friends and family by purchasing the best and/or cheapest gift.

Jogging had to be invented?

Indeed.

Bang!