15 years. Jesus.

Agreed. That Anton Yelchin shit last year really upset me.

Everything he's said or signed has been about taking shit away from people, shutting them up, or erecting a giant divider. I'm not surprised. This is what he promised. I just don't for the life of me understand how people think this is in any way unifying.

Look, I want to believe this as much as the next girl, but people keep touting this impeachment business with the same confidence as the idea that he would never win the election in the first damn place. And look where we are now!

Yup, signed that shit, wasn't counted. THANKS OBAMA!

Done and Done.

*Lord Poochie enters*

That Zelda looks amazing.

One of my favorite things about my 10-year-old self is that I bought Dare to be Stupid when it came out in 1985.

Motherfuck! Did Taboo start last night? I keep forgetting it's January already!

The only thing that's keeping me hopeful is him saying recently that he's not going away, and that he plans on being more outspoken and activist-y than he could as president.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

I had sex with your wife!

It appears as though we're supposed to hate this, according to a lot of the comments I'm seeing. Just watched episode 3 last night and so far this thing is kind of blowing my mind. I don't have any problems with it so far. I'm super into it.

Lemmie off the plane.

You're dead inside!

If Rectify isn't on this list tomorrow, I'm going to burn this place to the ground.

Nevermind the fact that the zombie water is totally going to seep into minor cuts and scrapes and infect you with zombification.

Meeeee tooo! Spinach and a little cream cheese is my jam. I sautee the spinach first in a little butter, add the eggs and then cream cheese last. Sooo good.

What's the mean jerk time?