I wanted more than anything for this guy to just disappear forever and now he's officially part of American history. Forever.

And what in the shit could possibly be the end result of that? I just don't know what is happening!

Plus she doesn't seem to want it.

please don't tell me there's some motherfucker controlling things behind a bookcase. I don't think I can take it.

Okay, so things are bad, but in the end, even President Camacho listened to the smart guy and put the toilet water on the crops, so….we'll be fine, right?

Jesus. Christ.

Moveon.org is trying to organize nationwide vigils for tonight. Little short notice, but I appreciate the effort.

Somewhat unrelated, but my mom is old and homebound and has a volunteer do her grocery shopping for her. The volunteer is a student at FIU in Miami. Last week Obama was speaking at a rally there and the volunteer's douchenozzle of a law professor wouldn't let his class out to go see Obama speak.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.

This is basically what I'm clinging to at this point. He can't do the job like he ran his campaign. He has to at least pretend to be a human person because he'll be under exponentially more scrutiny, right?

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Haha, well not an overreaction exactly, but just sort of stupid. I mean I guess I'm not really trying to make a statement or anything, just trying to manage my sanity and well-being.

Well and there is the fact that Trump has to actually do the job now. That can't be anything but a miserable experience for him, can it?

I've been going to a gym in a relatively affluent part of South Florida for the past 8 years or so. I already had little in common with most of the people there, but the gym is really nice and always clean. I was dreading going in this morning, and sure enough two different sets of women were giddy and high-fiving…

Around my parts, we're allowed to bring our sample ballot. I just voted and brought mine already filled out and just copied my own work onto the official ballot.

We've got the last two episodes of this season of The Fall ready to go on Netflix, so I'll be watching that and then hopefully falling asleep. Then in the morning, when my NPR alarm goes off, Steve Inskeep or David Greene or somebody will whisper either doom or salvation.

The revolution will be up-voted.

Mother-fuck! Don't jinx it!

Which will hopefully be by the end of the week?

LOOOOUUUUUD NOOOIIIISSSESSSS!