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Alex Merrill
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This is brilliant! Hopefully, it will include the dubbed alternate dialogue, college kids will love getting high and making drinking games out of it!

How many people are really going to boycott Budweiser for this, though?

So, he's going to pick a latter day Romero film at random, select the most on-the nose, heavy handed line of dialogue and put it on a loop for two hours?

The movie where naked Julie Christie eats toothpaste out of naked Donald Sutherland's mustache.

So would John Landis.

"Boyhood" was a Lifetime Movie made by a stoned film student from 1992 and acted out by Community theater actors and Ethan Hawke.

The Right has used the notion of "objectivity" to play the American public like a fiddle for years. Stewart wore his biases on his sleeve, and at the end of the day, that's a good thing. I'd have infinitely more respect for pundits on the Right if they did the same thing.

Exactly, Chinese Democracy was a huge, failed credibility grab on Axl's part and Buckethead was a pawn in that game. A game which ended up kinda sounding like menu music for Madden 2000.

Well, I was sorta just making a Guns and Roses joke, but, yeah, that would probably be a great band!

Wait, so Blink 182 is going to continue without him? What are they going to do, replace him with Buckethead and Tommy Stinson? Let's hope the Dust Brothers produce the comeback record.

Ok. So here's the plan. I'm going to start optioning well loved children's stories so I can NOT adapt them to film.

If only they nominated "Uncle Fucka."

Home(r) run of a review. This episode sat very poorly with me for all the reasons outlined here. Gotta say, though, I've been watching this season with a kind of grim fascination at its unevenness. It really seems like Jean has checked out even more than the cast has at this point.

I would like to give this review two very masculine and not gay at all thumbs up.

Mark Kozalek is so the lesser of the 1990's Bay Area indie songwriter Marks that it isn't even funny. But War On Drugs make the Eagles sound like fucking Venom, so there's that…

Truly, madly, deeply one of the worst songs of all time.

I love Mary Timony. I also love chilling. Fin.

I totally forgot Alan Rickman was in this movie. Totally expected him to say something along the lines of "you've really come at a bad time…cowboy" when Costner busts in on his rape attempt.

Whoa. So it is.

"It's called Love/It ain't funny/you can't buy/ it with money"