I can guarantee that this gidjit makes coffee that tastes indistinguishable from coffee from a Mr Coffee machine

That was never in question. Everybody knows how & why Mazepin got his seat.

are they finally admitting that he is so bad that the only reason he is one their drivers is because his ties to Uralkali? 

1000% disagree.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

I did see one whack a curb the other day which is dangerous for me because you can only laugh so hard while driving before you hit something yourself.

nothing like surfing Jalopnik on the following hardware: