“why on earth are you writing about one!?” - Uh...reviewing cars is his job.

PETROL: WE’RE RUNNING OUT!

I hope/think these really bad SAVs and other filth are going to save us. Hear me out: The crossovers are everywhere in force. Everyone always thinks they need a SUV for its “capability” yet does nothing of substance with it. But crossovers by their nature are fairly utilitarian and somewhat hard to hate. It’s…

I booked DMX at a show in Atlanta around... I want to say it was Halloween 2011. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to expect. At that point in his career, DMX was something of a novelty name to add to a bill. Our other acts that night were all pretty standard EARMILK fare, and our audience was probably just old enough…

The police is looking for an Italian plumber with a large moustache 

Fucking Donatello. Lazy slacker.

Ah, the Cartman Gambit, as it is known in technical circles.

A person complaining about Jalopnik posting a Tesla article -

Ask your doctor about Stellantis!

We have a bunch of them at work too. On of the guys I work directly with and know better says his Model 3 is the best car he has owned and the worst car his has owned. It is the best for the performance and battery tech that allows him to drive an EV for almost all his driving. It is the worse because of the build…

Panel gaps are down to from 15mm to 10mm.

1969

the beard made me think of Egyptian Pharaohs

If these images were accompanied with the headline, “The 2022 Toyota Rav-4: This is It” I would shrug my shoulders and scroll the next story.

JFC talk about an absolute shit take, Jose. Ever heard of LaFerrari?

“I’ve had it with this game! I’m going for a scuttle!”

Land Rover and Aston Martin? Maybe there’s some connection between “It’s a timeless product!” and businesses which struggle to develop new products so they just make the same old thing for decades.