Bark Messier

Reminds me of Larry Bird’s reaction to a Reggie Miller playoff game-winner against the Bulls (to be fair, there were still .4 seconds left on the clock for that one).

Who are the 5 best basketball players of all time? Think about it. Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon and Dillon.

Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman don’t you mess with Adam Eaton.

I’m here to announce Trump Presidential Suites at the Trump Tower. If my run for president taught me anything, it’s that any LOSER can do it.

I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they ought to have sense enough to do without my persuading them...That’s all the powers of the president amount to.

Hot Karl. Obviously.

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I can see Watt obsessively reading every article about himself.

Solid performance but Josh Lucas is still never going to win an Oscar.

They’re like a bunch of Brett Favre’s out there!!!

Harvey has been with Jimmy Stewart all morning.