RIP deadspin. Here’s to those of us who never made it out of the grays. The site was probably better for it.

Fuckin preach it dude.

I was telling a friend the other day that i’m pretty sure yung tatis is the coolest looking player in the game right now. look at this ice cold mf

Ron, the food at my wedding absolutely sucked. My wife and I paid for much of the wedding ourselves, and we skimped on the food. It was awful.

Quick question, what is a “SportsCenter highlight”?

Okay so who else checked to see if this came from the Betoota Advocate?

does anyone else think wingo is starting to look like charles grodin?

I’ll never be confused for a Knicks apologist (does such a thing even exist?), but it seems like everyone’s critique of this trade is based on the presumption that Porzingis is EXACTLY the same player he was a year ago. Under that presumption, the trade is a disaster.

Years away from coaching appear to have robbed Gruden of whatever combination of traits once made him a successful NFL head coach

should i do friday beers

submitted, respectfully:

Oh no! I expanded what I thought was all of the comments and crtl f’d it, came up empty. apologies to the real one New Vegas.

LeBroblem

Vasgersian is the fuckin king of this genre. check out his call on the Baez home run from the NLDS in 2016.

It has since been scrubbed, but soon after the 2016 World Series, someone uploaded all of Game 7 with just the field level mic audio. It was god damn incredible.

Kelly Clarkson on Breakaway: Since U Been Gone, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Because of You.

You shouldn’t do hacky shit like this at all, but if it’s your THING...why not just do:

Presuming I’m not going anywhere earth-shatteringly important, I’ll take the delay. Not necessarily even because of the barf (breathe through your mouth dummies), but because I love hanging out in airports.

i need, like, a tom scocca reading list. i want to know what he knows.

in conclusion, the warriors are a team of contrasts.