Andrew Luck is going bald. I want him to hurry up and lose all the hair on top of his head so that he achieves the full Dungeon Monster look.

look the man is an isolationist.

I believe the correct ranking of the seinfeld main characters is as follows:

No joke, my grandparents live in Spread Eagle, Wisconsin. Good folks up there.

I am 99% sure it’s just the strap from his sunglasses (dork), but the photo here sure makes it look like gundy is rocking a sweet mullet.

Raymont Harris

I have another question about television characters. I contend that the proper ranking of the Seinfeld main characters is

that’s wild.

Who is the best Game of Thrones character?

Tremendous. Also, Whitlock parsing Kaepernick’s protest as though he were breaking down game tape reads like some shit that got left on the Key & Peele cutting room floor.

Matheny going with the “I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing” postgame assessment strategy.

this blog post is flawed, as it is premised upon feeling bad for anyone who runs a twitter account for a job.

I don’t believe I have ever hey’d any new sexual partner. In the early going, I think I’ve mostly just keep quiet about literally everything. For me, the heying began as I got more familiar with the person, to the point that I still hey my wife basically every time.

anyone else think roy looks like an off-brand baldwin brother?

wait so was the story killed because the dick was boring and old and didn’t tell a story or was it because the veracity of the dick was in question?

you guys birdman is very obviously the grossest nba player

One good thing about the dolphins is that they had the best zubaz pants by a mile.

baseball’s great

he expounded! and it made no sense!