This is all fine except we should never, ever feel bad for people who tweet for a living. Ever.

Isn’t it neat how, in this instance, ESPN functions both as a validator of this laughable idea and as the impetus for an even more laughable pissing contest about the right to express that same idea?

The way that dude blanches just before he blurts out “fucking liar” is just so god damn perfect.

Watching #12 on Waseca briefly celebrate what he thinks is a miss at the end of regulation just as the crowd erupts over the make is getting me through this fine Friday morning in America.

I...don’t even think you’re really disagreeing with me?

This dude can’t even take a company public because he can’t fathom the notion of relinquishing even a bit control over his endeavors. I wonder if he’s even grappled with the truly limited power the president wields in our government or the inane battles he would have to fight with a sprawling bureaucracy.

Of course,…

The Trump man is indeed running for president, but that is not the same as actually wanting to be president. I still believe to my very core that he just relished the notion of running for president, figuring he’d be able to do his usual shtick, piss off some politicians and plug a new TV venture or some such thing.

Let’s dispel with this fiction that Jose Bautista doesn’t know how much he’s worth.

Well you know who to call to get the curriculum adjusted.

2Tanic 2Furious: Arctic Drift

the woman with the shoulder-length blonde hair next to the cameraman is doing just wonderful things in this clip.

Blatt appears to have been the victim of a Lue d’état

I’m left to wonder if the carport matches the drapes.

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

Soldier Field has a similar situation in its end zones, though I don’t know if it encircles the entire field. I first noticed it three years ago on the first touchdown of Alshon Jeffery’s career. After he scores, you can see him momentarily lose his balance, while Vontae Davis straight up beefs it.

look, i am into it. i am all about this movie and the new universe that is being constructed. but maaaaannnnnn if jj just makes this a sort of parroting of a new hope with an assault on some eventually doomed space station i am going to be real bummed out.

Johnnie Morton

Jesus.