I would have gone with the

I’ll comment before other people comment and make me hate it.

They probably did. I’m guessing posting the recall is a legal requirement.

9000 fucking pounds? Jesus Christ we can’t even do EVs right. Every day I’m more and more convinced that we flew too close to the sun a long time ago but convinced ourselves that the horrible burns were a nice tan. Fuck it all, no engines over 200 hp without paying for a more comprehensive license and any vehicle over…

That’s awesome. Glad you got a car you once thought unobtainable. And congratulations on the impending nuptials.

Pennsylvania made it legal to run red lights if you’re too light to trigger the ground loop.

“hopefully some road cyclists can weigh in here...”

Tire tech has come a long way in the last 5 years never mind comparing to cars. that are tens of years older.

It was almost a coworker of mine until I intervened. Honestly, I get the appeal of a dirt cheap 3 row crossover new...but even in this crazy market there are far better choices used.

More elaborate pranks could involve:

I do the same thing as well. I have a rolling carry-on that on some flights is just a tiny bit too large. More than half of the time, it’s allowed on, but otherwise it’s nice to just have it checked at the gate for no fee. And then it’s waiting for me on the jetway when I exit the jet.

I’d blame the airlines, who made checking bags so expensive that everyone packs a (too big for actual carry-on) carry-on bag. Then continue blaming them for not making sufficient space for all the carry-on bags they forced people to bring. 

You can buy a new Tesla for $150,000 and that car doesn’t even come with a steering wheel.

I have a decent job and good credit but I would never tie myself down to these insane new car prices. I guess I will forever be into used cars because I just can’t see the value in a new car and forget the lease BS. There must be a point where people just stop buying new because they can’t afford it and new cars start…

It’s one letter, fuck off.

And for the record, I am the only one on after 5 PM. I research, write, edit, and publish every night. My dog jumped the fence while this was going live, so I got distracted and missed it. You knew what it meant. You didn’t have to be a dick about it. 

“They were all taken to the hospital after the accident. Thankfully, it was right there.”

Android Auto does let you choose different navigation apps, as long as they work with the Android Auto interface. The article is talking about Android Automotive, which is a very different product (despite the stupidly similar name). Android Automotive is the OS the cars built in infotainment system is running and…

Meanwhile Apple is over here making draconian app store rules and no one gives a shit.

For pretty much all my life I’ve respected Toyota products as reliable transportation appliances that would make me want to shoot myself from boredom if I had to actually own and drive one on the regular. Great for other people, not for me. And before you come at me with the exceptions I’m simply making a…

You are making the assumption that the Germans are as dumb about buying cars as Americans are (i.e “got to have it today”). I find that VERY doubtful.