Reportedly Carlos Ghosn was able to flee Japan by sneaking out inside an instrument case, so that was presumably the context.

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Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

As much as Ford and Chevy would like to believe otherwise, for utilitarian cars they’re still plagued with quality issues you don’t see in Japanese cars. I don’t get it. It’s almost as if they were run by a mindless board that only wants to maximize profit for as long as they can while under-investing in R&D and…

Why would anyone in the US buy the MX-30 for $35,000 (Car and Driver estimate, base price) with those specs? Even if you make a good income and can take the max federal tax credit, that $27,500 is close to what we paid for our new ‘18 Bolt, optioned with heated seats, heated steering wheel and DC fast charge options -…

Speed does NOT kill. This is a myth promulgated by the insurance industry to line their own pockets and the mommies because they know everything.

That won’t stop the unlicensed drivers in your scenario from 1) driving just as fast anyway, or 2) running into your smug ass and your high-speed license plate. Probably while not insured. 

Police did not identify speed as a primary factor in any of the 14 fatal crashes on 75 mph freeways in 2018

Precision engineered.

“Easy to get in and out of because you’re fat and have bad knees.”

I need a car that is world class and supports my active lifestyle while providing dynamic performance. 

Do you like to find grain silos and furtively masturbate behind them while looking at a hand-drawn map of Antarctica?

Similar to the BMW 7 series’ fragrance emitter, my sources in Japan tell me you will be able to select a flavor of vape to fill the cabin and breathe as you drive in the Limited trim of the new STi.

did a sneaker write this

Just release it as a “Republican” Subaru FUCKS. They will do whatever mental gymnastics are necessary to justify both its existence and their support of it.

Dear Retailer:

Great the car company associated with sexless boring suburbanites wants to keep its flaccid stoic reputation. (not really! I love the crazy rally version of Subaru but that is not what makes hipsters buy outbacks and foresters).

Just to be clear, Subaru has no FUCKS to give.

We don’t know what it would sell for in the US because it hasn’t been spec’d or priced for the US. You can’t really do a yen to dollar conversion to get the price. Price wise, though, it comes in just over a base model 86 in Japan and Australia markets, so you could expect $30k-$36k to be the price in the US if they…

Yaris: it’s a WRC champion now.