Pretty good spiral tbh I think this kid has a long career in front of him.

I would take just Embiid over everything the Celtics have or could have. TJ McConnell is just a cute little cherry on top.

NASCAR IS DIVIDING RACES.

*Just Koala holding a rafael nadal

but crazy stupid love tho

like a bunch of buncha crunch?

“Decalinize the NFL” - Chicago fan talking post-colonial theory.

Cleveland: famous for having, “a beer.”

derpa derp derp derpa depra BOOM

Take a sampling of this magic hand my little white man!

this thread should have been locked upon publication. no better joke than a classic “poopfest”

how can we know if robots poop if we still don’t have any strong evidence that girls poop?

That striker is me in FIFA.

impressive that he managed to blame his hands by staring incredulously at them before his feet even hit the ground.

Technical Q: Can something be resurrected if it was never truly alive?

At least the triangle still works.

Bless up 🙏

Just when Westworld ends and robots realize they have to find the limitations of their narratives to escape them, Klay Thompson re-calibrates within his new narrative in the same world and finds peak efficiency. Coincidence? You tell me.

Pro-tip: dunk her phone in the water and then say, “ready to watch some WET world?!?”

It really is the zest of life. And also all of my other calories.