This whole thing makes me so happy that I'm an old. :D

Congrats

You are not pregnant. I am. My hormones LIKE this. My brain says YES. I'm sorry/not sorry that offends you, but there's no place for self-righteousness in a silly post like mine.

I'm preggers too!! OK, that explains it.

I like to think that, because its France, their disapprobation has more to do with it being Miley Cyrus than her pantslessness.

haha, well put!

Yeah, its really the combination of a man taking care of business, having adorable daughters, HAIR STYLING..... his appearance, while very handsome, actually only plays a minor role in while I enjoy this on a carnal level.

Don't be TOO jealous. I cannot restrain myself in the presence of french fries, par example.

You LITERALLY cannot do anything better for yourself.

OK, now THAT is what REAL "Porn for Women" looks like.

My favorite part:

Big Coconut!!!

TRUTH!

OMG, I want a t-shirt that says this.

Competitive-eating-shaming!!

It truly is, especially for girls like me with practically invisible, stumpy lashes. Seconded and thirded!

Its like, Oh you're NOT horribly distraught with intractable PTSD and clinical depression?? But we think you should be, so we're going to torture you!

Next thing you know, their going to make women examine their expelled fetuses.

Like I said before, we both have opinions on this. You have one, I have the other. Good day sir.