We’ve had a terrible version of Deadpool in a Wolverine film...Now we need Wolverine in his terrible comic book costume in a Deadpool film. It’s only fair.

I harbor a pet theory that by “Geostorm”, you were a bit tipsy, and beyond that you were full-on drunk. Movies that far out are basically hypotheses, and (besides Marvel films) should be taken with a continent of salt. Your deteriorating grammar is the basis of my argument. This is a post about upcoming movies; far…